"Adolf Hitler Nude Sketch for Sale" -- Daily Telegraph (London), February 26, 2010
"Earth Under Attack from Death Star" -- Sun (London), March 12, 2010
"Is It Safer to Sleep with a Cow or a Bat?" -- Toronto Sun, March 20, 2010
"Chickens Seized During Routine Iowa City Traffic Stop" -- Gazette (Cedar Rapids), March 23, 2010
"Killer Icicles Terrorize Russians" -- Agence France-Presse, March 24, 2010
"Sex-Crazed Martians Steal Pulitzer from National Enquirer" -- National Post (Canada), April 13, 2010
"Earth Under Attack from Death Star" -- Sun (London), March 12, 2010
"Is It Safer to Sleep with a Cow or a Bat?" -- Toronto Sun, March 20, 2010
"Chickens Seized During Routine Iowa City Traffic Stop" -- Gazette (Cedar Rapids), March 23, 2010
"Killer Icicles Terrorize Russians" -- Agence France-Presse, March 24, 2010
"Sex-Crazed Martians Steal Pulitzer from National Enquirer" -- National Post (Canada), April 13, 2010